Funny Stuff Chilihead Writes

I Am Your Queen! : Find out why I, Chilihead, am being hailed as 'living the dream' and why 1,489 people donned Groucho glasses for me.

Look It Up In The Dictionary and There's A Picture Of... : My foray into Scientology.

The Definition of Sick and Wrong : Ever seen a sphinx cat? Ever seen a sphinx cat nurse? Ever seen a female sphinx cat nurse on a male sphinx cat? That's what I'm sayin': Sick and Wrong.

I'm No Lady : This just in! Chilihead is trailerpark trash! Story at 11.

I've Had My Head Examined : Sometimes you just hope technology doesn't catch up to us.

Homiez : A story of life in the Hood.

The Jump of Terror : Max and Wild Thing not only tackle inlines skates, they take it to the next level.

My Superhero Power is that I'm an Elf : Shhhh! Don't tell Santa I'm a poser.

T-Ball Game 1 : If you've never had the pleasure of watching kindergarteners play t-ball, I have your play-by-play right here.

The Seedy Underbelly of Blog Addiction : It's a problem we can't sweep under the rug any longer.

Watch Out for that...Spatula? : Martha Stewart, Julia Child, Paula Dean -- that ain't me.

What's Your Management Style? : Everyone's gotta have a little help and I know just who I want.