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May 2007

Daily How-To

I finally got around to setting up my Google homepage. It's a lot like Yahoo's homepage in that if offers pods of information with headlines so you can scan things quickly and click on what you're interested in.

I have several news pods, my e-mail, some Google reader stuff (still not convinced it's better than my Bloglines, which lets me clip things into folders to save them for later), the weather, my To Do list, etc. One thing I put on my page is "How to of the Day" (sic). Because, you know, it's good to know how to do stuff. Today I received my first how-to.

How to be Charming. The article provides an overview, a bulleted list, warnings, and even a Things You'll Need list (one of which is an 'arsenal of creative compliments on the spot'). Which, of course, is funny because if you have an arsenal of compliments, you aren't really coming up with them on the spot, now, are you? And has anyone else noticed that the first half of arsenal is 'arse' which is the Brit way of saying 'ass'? And we all know what I'm leading up to...don't we?

Apparently I could have been charismatic, popular, cool, and sexy if I had just taken the time to read the Wikis on those subjects. Man. So many years wasted.

More Tots

Remember how Wild Thing was all, "I want tots!"? Well, in the category of Things I'm Almost Ashamed to Admit: We have all 16 tots being offered at Sonic. It's true. Except we can't find Hot Tot. (He's flaming. Heh.) We have him, we just can't find him.

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In order, from left to right:

Bottom Row: Astro-Tot, Earth Tot, Spot Tot, Cherry Limeade Tot
2nd Row: Puzzle tot, Strawberry tot, Cream Slush tot, Hollywood tot
3rd Row: Jack Tot, Oklahoma Tot, Patriot Tot, Original Tot
Top Row: Alien Tot, Bot Tot, Lemon-Lime Tot
Not Pictured: Spicy Tot, aka Hot Tot

Now you may think Oklahoma Tot and Bot Tot are the same. They are not. If you look closely you will see that Bot Tot has rivets and silver feet. Oklahoma Tot, on the other hand, is smooth silver, has red feet, and is clearly a nod to Oklahoma's Centennial birthday. You know because we have huge silver mines here. And we're all silver. And silver is cool.

Also, if you didn't know better you would say we have a ridiculous number of tots and how many freakin' Wacky Packs did you have to buy and eat, anyway? Let's just say that we were on our way to collecting two sets of these magnificent tots until I said with my thundering voice: There shall be only one collection of Sonic Tots! We shall pool our resources wisely and share to make our collection strong!

And so it was. And so it is.

Overheard: Taught vs. Tot

Max: Mom, what would happen if my teacher teached my grade next year?

Me: That would be very lucky for you. And the word is "taught".

Wild Thing: TOT? Did somebody say TOT? Can I have one?

iPod Meme

Melissa at To Show My Love tagged me for this meme because she knows my love of the iPod. The answers were kinda funny! Tag, you're it, if you have an mp3 player!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!

How do you feel today?
Dance, Dance, Dance-The Beach Boys

What’s your outlook on life?
San Francisco Bay Blues-Eric Clapton

What does your family think of you?
Lullaby-The Cure

What do your friends think of you?
Anywhere Is-Enya

What do your exes think of you?
Alberta-Eric Clapton

How’s your love life?
Dry County-The B-52's

How will your love life be in the future?
Pumpkin & Honey Bunny-Pulp Fiction Soundtrack

Will you get married?
Trouble Me-10,000 Maniacs

Are you good at school?
God of Wine-Third Eye Blind

Will you be successful?
Iris-Goo Goo Dolls

What song should they play on your birthday?
Further to Fly-Paul Simon

What song should they play at your graduation?
Hot hot hot!-The Cure

The Soundtrack of your life?
We Make a Lot of Love-Harry Connick, Jr.

You and your best friends are?
Mysterious Way-U2

Happy times:
Alcohol-BNL

Sad times:
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon-Urge Overkill

Every day:
Noah's Dove-10,000 Maniacs

For tomorrow:
This is the Picture-Peter Gabrielle

For you:
Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag-Chicago Soundtrack

What does next year have in store for me?
Layla-Eric Clapton

What do I say when life gets too hard?
Temperature-Sean Paul

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
The Night We Called it a Day-Diana Krall

What do you want as your career?
When You're Good to Mama-Chicago Soundtrack

Your favorite saying?
You Never Can Tell-Chuck Berry

How will I die?
Like the Weather-10,000 Maniacs

Overheard: Wild Thing

Saturday
Me: Wild Thing, how did shopping go with Grandma? Did you use all your birthday gift cards?
Wild Thing: Yep! But the decisioning was hard.

Sunday
Me: Wild Thing, whatcha thinkin' 'bout?
Wild Thing: Nothin'.
Me: Really? Are you telling me that great brain of yours is not thinking of anything?
Wild Thing: Sometimes is just shuts itself off. If I look out and stare, it just...shuts off.

YouTube: Flag Makeover

Two words: The. Hoff.

Fabric Makes me Ridiculously Happy

I just returned from what was supposed to be a fifteen minute--at the most!--jaunt to Jo-Ann's Fabrics. You know the drill. An hour and a half later...

Look at the wunnerful things I bought, though! (I'm still getting used to my camera and not using flash--long story for another day--so please forgive the blurriness.)

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Above you see the stack-o-stash. That's what $40 of sale fabric looks like, folks. Next to it you see what will be several bags. The large pieces of fabric are the outside of the bags, the smaller fabric sticking out will be the liner. Aren't they beautiful?!?

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Above you see close-ups of some of the fabric. That yellow fabric is not my style, but I bet somebody will love it. It's so happy and citrus-y!

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Above are two bags I'm currently working on. They just need their handles and they'll be done! Beside them is more fabric I bought tonight, but I didn't look for liners are handle fabric. Some of them (like the pink) will be liners for other bags when I find the right fabric.

What prompted this splurge? Well, I'll tell ya. Jo-Ann's is having a sale like none I've seen before (but, then, I don't always pay attention because I'm like that). We are talking 50% off the lowest clearance price, people. That fabric you see? Most of it was $1/yard or $1.50/yd. Mmmmmhmmmm. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

I'll post pictures of the bags as I finish them!

Help a Girl Out! We Need Your Votes

Update: Christine won! She doesn't know what she won, but they said 'it's a small prize.' Thanks to everyone who voted!

Christine over at The Home Team Wins submitted a caption to the ABC Nightline Caption Contest and she's in the final three! Won't you go over and vote for her?

What a Day!

My, oh my. What a day I've had.

The plumber was scheduled to come today so he could run a gas line for our new range/oven. I asked Husband to write down exactly what the plumber was supposed to do. He said he did. Then, as he was leaving for work this morning, he said (and I quote), "I'll have my cell phone with me. You can call any time."

Feel free to fall down laughing with fake laughter. You know Husband went to a meeting without his cell phone and was unreachable for an hour and a half while the plumber made up little jobs for himself since he couldn't tell what Husband wanted from the list I gave him. Big fun, I'm telling you. BIG!

We finally reached Husband, they hashed things out (more drywall to be removed! more loss of various ceilings!), and the plumber took my money and left.

Then it was time for me to run my errands. As I was returning from some of said errands, I looked down to turn the radio channel. If you've ever ridden in a car with me, you know this can be detrimental. And it was. My tire nicked the edge of a guardrail. At first I actually thought I'd scraped the entire side of my van and I would surely have a lovely racing stripe. Then, as I drove into my neighborhood, I heard the most loud and obnoxious noise.

Oh. That would be MY car.

I pulled over, got out, and surveyed the damage. No racing stripe (yea!), but the tire was completely blown. I have never seen anything like it. It would have been cool to look at if it weren't my own car. I drove very slowly (and loudly) home. Thank goodness everyone on my street has at least two workers at their house this week. I would hate to sneak home without an audience. I'm telling you, having strange workmen look at you like you are a the biggest idiot they've ever seen does wonders for your self esteem. I recommend it.

I spent three hours and $300 at Hibdon Tires getting a new tire, an oil change, and having my brakes fixed (a little problem they found while fixing the other problems). Good times, I tell you. Good times.

During those three hours, though, I was able to practice my Continental knitting. And realized that I did not add any stitches this time ("this time" meaning the third freaking time I've knitted this particular project because I keep making mistakes!), but I had mysteriously LOST two stitches. Crap!

Now, you probably think I'm going to complain about what a bad day it was, don't you? (Probably because it reads like I'm complaining about what a bad day it was.) But that's wrong. It was NOT a bad day at all.

I practiced my knitting. I made mistakes, but I'm getting better at the Continental thing. And I'm learning to make a lace inset. Learning, people. Never a bad thing.

I called Shannon and she arranged to have my kids get off the bus at her stop so I didn't have to worry about not being home in time to greet my children. Good friends are awesome.

Then I ended up being done at Hibdon in enough time to arrive at Shannon's before my kids did. I was able to get Corrie from her nap and encourage her to go tinkle on the potty.

When all the kids got home from the bus, I got to go outside and watch them play while I pushed Corrie in her swing. I got to listen to Wild Thing tell Shannon about her most prized Bella Sara card (it's Star).

Finally, I got to watch the most amazing mothering moment. All the kids were jumping on the trampoline, including Corrie. She was a little disgruntled and frustrated because she wanted to be on the trampoline with the big kids, but she did not want to jump as high. Shannon tried to soothe her from the sidelines, but as soon as she turned to walk away, Corrie would begin to cry anew. What's a mother to do? Why, climb on up on the trampoline and sit with her daughter on her lap while the other kids bounced her to high heaven. And Shannon did. I watched with a smile and listened to the delighted laughter of five big kids and a toddler.

And I realized it was a great day.

The Purse Meme

Shalee wants to know what it's my purse. Actually, she wanted to know what was in my purse about 19 days ago, but the one label I accept willingly is 'procrastinator'.

Then! About 10 days ago I bought the most incredible purse. Wait. It gets better.

The purse was a penny.

Now, you've heard tell of something wiley and questionable but oh-so-fun. It's called Chili Math (you can find examples here and here). This is how it works:

  1. Go to Kohl's with your mom so she will spend enough money to get the $10 card you can spend the next week. She'll give it to you because her town doesn't have a Kohl's.
  2. During that same visit, buy flip-flops with cute flowers on them, but decide you're not thrilled and they may be the wrong size.
  3. Take flip-flops back on day you can use your $10 gift card. You'll get $8.67 for the flip-flops. Now you have $18.67 to spend. ($10 card + $8.67 in returns = $18.67)
  4. Find awesome purse on clearance for $18.20. YOU HAVE ENOUGH FOR THAT!
  5. Buy awesome purse. Total is $18.68. Gladly pay the penny for your purse and dance out of the store while singing to the birds. All is right with the world.
  6. Use awesome purse to do a meme on your blog that you were tagged for almost three weeks ago.

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You'll want to click on that to get the full feel of the beauty and awesomeness of the purse.

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We had just returned from the airport when I took this picture. I started reading Middlemarch on the way to Dallas, then got hooked on yet another Harlan Coben mystery.

Check out those sunglasses. The top ones are my every day glasses; the leopard print are my sassy glasses. Mere blog words could never do them justice. They are simply too glam.

Of course there's the nano, a pen, a loose quarter, the wallet, Burt's Bees lip balm, Advil, and various receipts (that promptly found themselves in the trash after the picture). Oh, and the phone.

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That's it. You've now glimpsed the bowels of my purse.

Of course, I don't think what's in my purse was nearly as telling about my personality as the math lesson.


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