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Kirtsy

Have you ever noticed that my posts here and on my other blogs (Blogging Basics 101 and Bloggy Giveaways) give you the option of sk*rting an article?

Sk*rt was started about a year ago as a site similar to Digg, but aimed at women. It really took off. Then Skirt magazine ordered sk*rt to quit using the name or face the wrath of corporate lawyers. And maybe they had a point, or maybe they didn't. But the sk*rt gals changed their name anyway.

To kirtsy.

Get it? Put the 's' on the end of skirt and add a 'y'? Genius.

So now you can kirtsy my posts instead of sk*rting them.

Want to add the "kirtsy this" link to your own posts? I can tell you how to do it at Blogging Basics 101.

If you haven't tried kirtsy before, I encourage you to click over there. It's addictive. I love it--and not just because I've been on the front page a few times (thanks!). There are some great bloggers over there and they are finding some interesting articles.

Druidawn and Some Bragging

A few years ago, my homeschooling homey, Emily, turned me on to the creative writing program called Druidawn. From an article at the Druidawn site:

Druidawn is a lot of things. It's a series of anthologies written by and for children and teens. . . It's a role-playing game used by language arts and creative writing teachers to motivate kids and get them excited about writing.

For a few weeks, Emily hosted my children and some others and walked them through the first lessons of Druidawn. My kids were immediately hooked. They were asked to imagine a character and choose physical and emotional traits for that character. Each child was also assigned writing tasks: they had to write a song for something, they had to write a poem to open a box, they had to describe what was in the box, etc. The creativity, the drawing, the peer interaction and discussion of ideas interested them even though they were only four and six at the time.

Emily has since moved, but my children still remember and love their Druidawn experience. If I were a better mother, or at the very least, a homeschooling mother, I would re-start Druidawn with them. And who knows? The summer hasn't started yet. There's still time for me to get in gear.

Emily has continued Druidawn with her own children. The poems her kids wrote in order to open a box bowled me over. Seriously. They knocked my socks off. I have to share them with you or I will explode.

Whit's poem:

What am I?

I am a river. I flow on and on. But when I find the perfect rock, I linger behind it, forever.

I am the sky. Lives pass away time and time again, but once I’m created, I never die.

I am a metaphor. I am abstract, but exquisite and poetic.

I am air. Every man hungers greatly for me, but I never run out.

I am paper. New inscriptions are made every day, but are seldom erased.

I am life. I am an optional feature of the universe, but a universe without me is unbearably tragic.

Incredibly, in my own special way, I am only one thing:

I am love.

Coolio's poem:

I   AM   VOID.   I   AM    UNAVOIDABLE   WITH  MY    STAFF   IN   MY  HAND.   

I   CAN   DO  ANYTHING. 

I  am  water, I   flow  in   a  stream,  you  can   not   stop   me.   

I   am   sand,  as  you   tread   over    me   you   make   a   physical   imprint  in  me. 

I   am  glass,  I   can   be  broken   easily.   

I   am   strong.   

I  am . . . really.

Whit is not yet a teen; Coolio is not yet in double digits.

Dude. Are those some awesome poems are what?

Did I Mention I'm Giving Away Over $3000 Dollars Worth of Goods?

Oh yes. I am.

Today's giveaway at Bloggy Giveaways is worth over $3,000 from Dwell Studio.

What are you waiting for?

Sunday YouTube: Folger's Commercial

This is just laughable. I'd love to hear what you'd say (or do) to your husband if he pulled this on you. Seriously. Leave me a comment. This one's too good not to discuss.

5 Minutes for Mom

I'm posting over at 5 Minutes for Mom today about RSS feeds and feed readers. Go check it out.

The One Where I Realize I'm the Idiot

This morning I was watching cartoons with the kids and sorting the laundry. Because I'm busy like that.

The kids had tuned in to Tom & Jerry.

Tom was shooting at migrating ducks and hit the smallest one. The small duck fell from the sky and was disoriented.

Jerry hurried to save the duck by pushing him into a hollowed-out tree before Tom could see him.

Tom approached the area and did not find the mouse or duck.

"Pshhhfft," I said. (Because I'm nothing if not eloquent.) "Like he couldn't see the skid marks in the dust. What an idiot."

And then I realized that I spend way too much time watching House and CSI and LOST and talking back to the TV.

Sunday YouTube: Glad

Do you ever say or hear a word that it kind of loses it's meaning?  Or it starts to sound not like the word you started out with?

Yeah. This is sort of like that.

Spring Fun

I gave them a hose.

You would have thought I'd given them gold.

water fun

Wild Thing's Story

This is a story Wild Thing wrote at school today:

One day a mama cheetah didn't feel so good. She said, "Oh, I don't feel good." So she went to the doctor. When she came out, she found out she was going to have babies. Her stomach opened up. "Babies!" she said. She named them Emily and Nick. The end.

I don't know. That just struck me as completely hilarious. Probably because I'm her mom. Remind me to tell you how my kids re-enacted birthing sometimes. Let's just say that was the end of Magic Schoolbus.

Sunday Morning

This is my idea of a great Sunday morning:

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This may have something to do with why my children refer to me as Lazy Bones.

Sunday YouTube: Engineer's Guide to Owning a Cat

I'm married to an engineer. I have an orange cat named Oscar.

This is hilarious.

Bloggy Giveaways Winners!

The winners of my giveaways are as follows:

  1. Toast8: Queen B
  2. Emma book & movie: John (@ gmail)
  3. Mansfield Park book & movie: Michelle
  4. Jane Eyre & Pride & Prejudice: Gigi (@ innerasylum)

I will be contacting you today via e-mail to let you know how to collect your prize. Please, everyone, make sure you are checking your spam folder! You'll have four days to respond to my initial e-mail with your snail mail address. If I don't hear from you by then, I will pick a new winner.

Thank you to everyone who played along! What fun! I can't wait to share my love of the classics with you!

If you are new here and found me via the carnival, why don't you subscribe to my feed (click that orange button on the left sidebar to add me to your feedreader) so you'll know every time I update my blog with my infinite wisdom. ;)

Bloggy Giveaway: Two Classic Books

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I love to read. Two of my all-time favorite books are Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice and Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre.

Today you have a chance to win both books. If you haven't read them, you will love them. I have yet to find anyone who doesn't simply adore either of these books. If you are that person, please don't tell me. I don't want to know. It will ruin my faith in humankind.

Wanna win the books? Leave me a comment on this post. That's it! Of course, I'd love it if you wrote something besides "Pick me!" or "I want this!" because I'd rather read about how you love Jane Austen and the Bronte sisters, but any comment counts.

The only thing I ask is that you don't enter more than once because duplicate entries will mean that you don't get any entries. Just so you know and all. And no anonymous comments because, hello? How can I contact you if you're anonymous? Just sayin'.

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  • This giveaway is open to US residents only because I'm nothing if not a total procrastinator and cheap to boot.
  • You don't have to be a blogger to play along. 
  • I'll pick a winner on Friday and contact you that same day via e-mail. You have four days to respond. If I don't hear from you by then, I'll have to choose a new winner. Make sure you're checking your spam folder.

Bloggy Giveaway: Mansfield Park

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I love to read. I love to watch movies. If both of those happen to be Jane Austen stories, all the better. Today I am going to share with you my love of Jane Austen.

Today's giveaway is the book Mansfield Park and the movie Mansfield Park. So you can read the book, then watch the movie. Or vice versa.

Wanna win it? Leave me a comment on this post. That's it! Of course, I'd love it if you wrote something besides "Pick me!" or "I want this!" because I'd rather read about how you love Jane Austen and could spend all day watching her movies back-to-back or reading her books. But any comment counts.

The only thing I ask is that you don't enter more than once because duplicate entries will mean that you don't get any entries. Just so you know and all. And no anonymous comments because, hello? How can I contact you if you're anonymous? Just sayin'.

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  • This giveaway is open to US residents only because I'm nothing if not a total procrastinator and cheap to boot.
  • You don't have to be a blogger to play along. 
  • I'll pick a winner on Friday and contact you that same day via e-mail. You have four days to respond. If I don't hear from you by then, I'll have to choose a new winner. Make sure you're checking your spam folder.

Please note: This DVD is a plain ol' DVD. Not Hi-Def. Not Blu-Ray. Just a plain ol' DVD. The book is just a plain ol' paperback book. Perfect to take in the car or to the pool this summer. The nice things about books are that they're so portable.

Bloggy Giveaway: Emma

Carnival_buttonThis giveaway is now closed.

I love to read. I love to watch movies. If both of those happen to be Jane Austen stories, all the better. Today and tomorrow I am going to share with you my love of Jane Austen.

Today's giveaway is the book Emma and the movie Emma (the one with Gweneth Paltrow--it's the only one Borders had in stock. It's good.). So you can read the book, then watch the movie. Or vice versa.

Wanna win it? Leave me a comment on this post. That's it! Of course, I'd love it if you wrote something besides "Pick me!" or "I want this!" because I'd rather read about how you love Jane Austen and could spend all day watching her movies back-to-back or reading her books. But any comment counts.

The only thing I ask is that you don't enter more than once because duplicate entries will mean that you don't get any entries. Just so you know and all. And no anonymous comments because, hello? How can I contact you if you're anonymous? Just sayin'.

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  • This giveaway is open to US residents only because I'm nothing if not a total procrastinator and cheap to boot.
  • You don't have to be a blogger to play along. 
  • I'll pick a winner on Friday and contact you that same day via e-mail. You have four days to respond. If I don't hear from you by then, I'll have to choose a new winner. Make sure you're checking your spam folder.

Please note: This DVD is a plain ol' DVD. Not Hi-Def. Not Blu-Ray. Just a plain ol' DVD. The book is just a plain ol' paperback book. Perfect to take in the car or to the pool this summer. The nice things about books are that they're so portable.


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